Appendages

I am not exactly certain what I am supposed to do with my appendages. I have these hands and feet that are attached to my arms and legs, respectively. They are rather neat to have, or so I envision, as I see my mom and dad use them all the time.

Mom and dad seem to know how to control their hands to take care of me and do other non-essential tasks (anything that does not involve caring for me is non-essential). They use them all the time for things like changing my diaper and feeding me.

My hands seem to be uncontrollable as they kinda fling about without much purpose or use. I have recently been able to reduce the amount of times I randomly hit myself in the head. I still do once in a while, but I don't like it when dad copies me and laughs. I now can put them in my mouth. I have also learned how to grab fingers, necklaces, shirts, and random parts of my toys, especially my puppy.

My feet are another story. So far the only thing I seem to really be able to do is use them to check the contents of my dirty diaper. I am happiest when I put one or both of them into my poopy diapers. I laugh at dad when he has to clean the poop from my toes. It kinda tickles too.

Mom puts socks on my feet to keep them warm which I like very much when it is cold. However, I do not like them so much when it is warm out. I like to have my toes out in the breeze and also so I can put them in my diapers!!

Mom says that I have big hand and feet and will grow to be a tall boy!