Talk about pressure, I now have to come up with pithy commentary to accompany dopey, cute, embarrasing, photos in order to educate and entertain my family about the joy I experience with infant bowel movements, feeding at the breast of life, and lolling lazily in my battery operated bouncy (though not really bouncy ) chair.
My bio so far is;
I am only 2.5 months now, I am about 11-lbs and 2-feet, with a baby fuzz head-o-hair. I have no teeth but a great smile. I like to giggle, especially during diaper changings by dad and when my mom asks "whatchoo got fo momma?"
I have a part time dog and a full time cat and I own two really great parents, at least so far!
The things I did today included:
1) Slept, in my crib, in the parents crib, on mom, on Grandma Charlotte (no official cuddly cute type grandmotherly name applied to Charlotte at this time)
2) I ate, and do I mean ate. I eat like all the time, sometimes there is a milky white, smooth and neat smelling breast in my face, and sometimes there is a plastic, round, latex nipple delivery system from which I must eat.
3) Got a real kick in the pants when I pooped for mom. Stem to Stern, full monty, double wet-wipe clean-up on aisle 2 kinda job.
4) Startled awake when dad burped.
5) Farted on Grandpa Joe when he fed me with a latex nipple delivery system device.
There is lots more, but I have to burp and go to bed now cuz Mom's tired and needs some sleep too.
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