Other than my mom and dad, and my full time cat and part time dog, I have a puppy. It isn't really a puppy, it is a Lamaze plush toy that my mommy calls "puppy".
Puppy occupies my time when mom and dad can't. Puppy has crinkly ears and neat tactile sensory thingys that I really like. I like to lick puppy. I also like to cuddle with puppy, expecially in my car seat.
Puppy doesn't do much. He does not eat, and he does not cry, and he does not poop, and he is green. I like puppy but I am kinda suspicious of puppy.
My dad and I took puppy to the Red Barn in Alameda today. The Red Barn is my Aunt Jenny's house, previously my Great-Grand Nana's house. I like the Red Barn because it feels like family. Many of my family have pooped there. The Red Barn is really old, older than Grandma and Grandpa. It has been in my dad's family since it was built in 1909. Grandma was born into that house a long time ago.
My Grandpa Joe and Grandma Charlotte were there cleaning and working on the house. According to Grandpa, my Dad has to help take care of the house as my Aunt Jenny and Uncle David have moved away to another country called Canada. They have snow and something called Mounties in Canada. Grandma kinda smells like the Red Barn.
Grandpa fed me and tried to burp me. He means well but he is timid about burping. Mom and Dad thump me like a ripe melon in the field whereas Grandpa pats me like I'm full of nitro-glycerin. I think Grandpa is afraid he will hurt me. I like my Grandpa, he is cuddly.
I had a long day today and I am going to sleep with puppy now! I like to snore when I sleep. It is cute!!
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