I am confused though because I really can't tell the difference from one breast to another. I think that all breasts should be able to feed me as needed. Mom and dad have many friends with yummy sized breasts. I would really like it if those folks, women types that is, would either not tease me with their breasts or go ahead and get on with the feeding.
This whole breast confusion thing started from day one when my Auntie Cat and Uncle Mike came to visit me in the hospital. Auntie Cat is a hottie and rather well endowed. She holds me like a mom, she talks to me like a mom, she even coos at me and smells like a mom, so why no feeding like a mom?I am not really concerned about missing a meal cuz all mom's big breasted friends give me back to mom when I start making noise about being hungry. I just wonder why they don't step up and take care of business like mom does!
2 comments:
Jakeb love, this issue will be with you for life, I'm afraid, in myriad ways throughout your life.
The good thing is that you've already recognized it so early in your brand new life, and that's a big step in the right direction.
Most men never admit to the confusion let alone discuss it in an open forum.
Now, just one piece of advice before I go - when you're older, don't get caught staring at them. You might get fived in the face and then the confusion just gets worse.
Love,
Auntie Jen
Dearest Jake, real men do blog about such things in life...having covered this topic so early in life you are way ahead of the game. Keep on blogging about the real things in life!
Love ya
Aunty Mel
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